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kendallrichards:

first time i watched it, i thought it was stupid, until i watched the bald guy. now i cant stop laughing..

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meme-rage:

Bitch, pleasehttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com

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meme-rage:

Celebrities without teethhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com

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castielthelittleblackwingedangel:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”
Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.
Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.
You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.
…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

So, what did you do today?

The things tumblr teaches us..

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I hate it when my mom thinks that whatever I do is unsafe

And I’m like:

(via te3nag3-love)

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omg-humor:

Wellhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

Whoever reblogs this by April 2nd will get their url written on tape and placed somewhere in New York City

I’ll take a pic of where I put them and tag ur url

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omg-humor:

I can’t stop laughing every time I see this.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com

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meme-rage:

Evolution?http://meme-rage.tumblr.com

Evolution.

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numbbfingers:

ITS TRANSPARENT PUT IT ON YOUR BLOGS

(Source: unsuccessfulmetalbenders, via onlylolgifs)

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so true.

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